martes, 20 de febrero de 2018

Y los Chicos?

- Hi John, what do you know about guys? I have not heard from them in a while ...
-Lou, disappeared ...
- Well!.. and Toni?
- They found him dismembered up in a suitcase ...
- Shit!..  By Fredo I do not ask you anymore ...
-Yes, better, I do not want to have to explain the details ...
-Talk about something else... Maria and the children, they must have grown a lot.
"Deads!  At home... riddleds!.. In my own house Frank! ..
-Fuck!? I'm so sorry John... and ... and your John? How are you?..  John? .. John ?!!
- Agh!!..

miércoles, 3 de enero de 2018

Feliz Navidad!

-Merry Christmas Joe !!
-Merry Christmas, guys! There are no neulas?
-No.. to make you a respirator tube, right? haha ... very clever ...
-I had to try it.
-Maybe I show up on New Year's night ...
-Wait, missing nougat and marzipan!
-Glups ...

viernes, 30 de junio de 2017

El Plan


                      -The plan is that on Thursday at 12.20 p. m.  you're at the entrance of the bank.
                             -Can not, i have to acompany my wife to dentist..         
                             -Do not bother me! Let her come with us and when leaving the 
                               bank, we accompany her to the dentist ...
                             -She going to ruin everything, has the triger happy...
                             -She is armed?
                             -Since they shot us in the church, at Mike's christening, she does not leave of
                               the house without the sawn-off shotgun...

martes, 11 de abril de 2017

martes, 28 de febrero de 2017

Mamut fresco

- Rachel! I found the Mammoth, but it's fresh!..
- Ah!.. And frozen fish, is there anything?
- Fish market is three days, to the north!
- Hurry up! The first blizzards are coming! ... and put on the scarf!..

domingo, 19 de junio de 2016

Santi Durán!!!

 Entrevista de Kim Maxine Frost "Frostyhut" a Santi Durán, alias "Barretina" and "Llumetis" Fantástico dibujante, amigo y maestro, con el que he tenido la suerte de colaborar en muchos trabajos. 

Thanks Kim and Santi by the wording referred to me!



martes, 31 de marzo de 2015

Fakir planchado

                                               When you will start to ironing yourself!..
                                                             Not the same...

sábado, 14 de febrero de 2015

KO Técnico

Ehh? What Happen??
-Mick,Wake up! Keep your distance! .. Do not let it penetrate you the hook!
--You're going to penetrate me what ?? Keep away, fagot!!
-Do not ever touch me with the towel!
-That you say? Now you're going to throw in the towel? You're a chicken!
-A chicken? Me? What you do not say that to me on the street!
-Ha ha ha... But if you're a weakling ...
-And those who look? Also they want to receive?
-You saved by the bell!

jueves, 1 de enero de 2015

Llamada del Tiranosaurio

Tyrannosaur Call 
As he may have gotten my cell phone number???


  - Are you crazy? Exposure to the atmosphere and organisms on the planet, could be fatal!!
             -  I'll take care of creating the atmosphere... You alert if the martians appear!

viernes, 26 de diciembre de 2014

Gente Agradecida...

I wish you Merry Christmas with your loved ones...          
          That grateful people.In every house you find basket filled with delicious delicacies...