Encuentro Interestelar

  

           

   -Horacio! It's been ages since I last saw you! Where are you kid?!!
   -Fermin!!! What joy! You see.. I barely get out of my black hole...
   -We have to meet one day and organize a big bang or something strong!
-In Quantum be possible! You have to take advantage, that life is two days...

         

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Up Fakir!

 

 

La dieta de Ernesto

-How do you get so skinny?

-I follow Ernesto’s diet..

-Ernesto? But, if he doesn’t stop gulping!

-Yes.. It’s incredible! The guy does not waste a crumb!

...

               
                  - How's it going Jimi?  What a job.. Now you take care of taking Lucius for a walk?
                  - Hi Mike, the worst thing is having to pick everything up with the bag...

           Honey, do you have toothpast..!!!

                  Shit! .. My Husband !!

Ha! I was sure no one would look here!

Merienda Zen

Joke inspired by my friend from Toonpool "Zenf" here you can see his amazing cartoons:
 https://www.toonpool.com/artists/zenundsenf_7523

-Master,where is the light?

-That lunched you today?

-Tea and cookies.

-Cookies!! And has not he invited me?

-I have not thought.

-It is not necessary to think! It has to go out spontaneously!!

-True!

-Sure!!

                                                              

App Agua...

Ja..ja....Look! .. The app says that I am the most abundant water source in 1000 Km around!  he.. he..

Nada Personal

-It's nothing personal Tom ..

-I know you have no sympathy for me ...

-That is not true!..

-You have always ignored me ..

-What do you mean?

- Yes, disguise now.

-I do not know what are you talking about..

-I'm sure you volunteered to liquidate me.

-You are a paranoid! ..

-Ha ha ... You're not professional ... You let yourself be guided by emotions ...

-I'm going to ...

-Bang! .. ja..ja ... What are you waiting for?

-Go! .. Get out of here

-Ha ... Really?

-Leave before I repent! ..

-Ok ... I owe you one ...

-Deep down you're a good guy ... A good-natured ... Oh ... I think I screwed up ...

BANG !!!!

Presunto Asesino

-Stop there, you're arrested!
-Hey? Why?
-By presumed murderer!
-I have not killed anyone!
-But you thought to do it ...
-How did you know?
-Because the murderer always visits the crime scene before committing it!
-Shit! I'm innocent!
-Yes, you have to be innocent, to let them catch you so foolishly...
-Dammit!

Para llevar...

You can wrap me some cuts to take them, if you're so kind...

Fakir Games

You can not wait for it to dry?

Vampire Beach

Let people rest in peace, Victor!
I have finished uncle ...

Y los Chicos?

- Hi John, what do you know about guys? I have not heard from them in a while ...

-Lou, disappeared ...

- Well!.. and Toni?

- They found him dismembered up in a suitcase ...

- Shit!..  By Fredo I do not ask you anymore ...

-Yes, better, I do not want to have to explain the details ...

-Talk about something else... Maria and the children, they must have grown a lot.

"Deads!  At home... riddleds!.. In my own house Frank! ..

-Fuck!? I'm so sorry John... and ... and your John? How are you?..  John? .. John ?!!

- Agh!!..

Feliz Navidad Joe!

Merry Christmas guys! There are no wafer tubes?
Merry Christmas Joe !!
Yes, to make you a vent, do not you? ... Ja..ja..Very cunning ...
I had to try it...
Maybe I appear in New Year's Eve ... Je..je ..
Wait, we add the turron and the marzipan ...

                                            

El Plan

                                     

                      -The plan is that on Thursday at 12.20 p. m.  you're at the entrance of the bank.

                             -Can not, i have to acompany my wife to dentist..         

                             -Do not bother me! Let her come with us and when leaving the 

                               bank, we accompany her to the dentist ...

                             -She going to ruin everything, has the triger happy...

                             -She is armed?

                             -Since they shot us in the church, at Mike's christening, she does not leave of

                               the house without the sawn-off shotgun...

                             -Shit!

                             -Yes...

Una oferta que no podrán rechazar...

Caricatura dedicada a mi amiga Kim Frost. Ella tiene que pelear duro para publicar sus libros..:)

Mamut fresco

- Rachel! I found the Mammoth, but it's fresh!..
- Ah!.. And frozen fish, is there anything?
- Fish market is three days, to the north!
- Hurry up! The first blizzards are coming! ... and put on the scarf!..

Yeti Cumbre

Did not find another place to put the flag?!!

Santi Durán!!!

 http://maxinefrost.blogspot.com.es/2016/06/guest-blogger-santi-duran.html

 Entrevista de Kim Maxine Frost "Frostyhut" a Santi Durán, alias "Barretina" and "Llumetis" Fantástico dibujante, amigo y maestro, con el que he tenido la suerte de colaborar en muchos trabajos. 

Thanks Kim and Santi by the wording referred to me!

                                              

           http://maxinefrost.blogspot.com.es/                    

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Fakir planchado

                                               When you will start to ironing yourself!..
                                                             Not the same...

KO Técnico

Ehh? What Happen??

-Mick,Wake up! Keep your distance! .. Do not let it penetrate you the hook!

--You're going to penetrate me what ?? Keep away, fagot!!

-Do not ever touch me with the towel!

-That you say? Now you're going to throw in the towel? You're a chicken!

-A chicken? Me? What you do not say that to me on the street!

-Ha ha ha... But if you're a weakling ...

-And those who look? Also they want to receive?

-You saved by the bell!